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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"fact":"Cats walk on their toes.","length":24}
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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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